Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yohan September 03, 2022 at 11:21 4675 views 22 comments
Are there any philosophical implications in chickens crossing roads?

Comments (22)

Nils Loc September 03, 2022 at 18:04 #735600
The chicken was running from a perceived threat but didn't realize that it was crossing a road. It wouldn't have had time to consider the risk if even if some chicken god had tried to warn the danger of busy highways.

How do supposed rational beings, wise from practice in some cognitive gymnasium, stay cool under pressure? Do philosophers, like chickens, panic (and possibly forgo their virtues)?

Why did the philosopher cross the road?

Because it was the most reasonable thing to do?

Philosophers and Chicken Enchiladas



Agent Smith September 04, 2022 at 19:15 #735929
As far as I'm concerned "why did the chicken cross the road?" is a Zen koan. :cool:
Yohan September 04, 2022 at 21:10 #735989
Anti-humor is really quite interesting.
Surprise is arguably the most essential factor in humor.
With anti-humor you expect a surprising answer, and instead receive an unsurprising answer. And that itself is suprising.
Agent Smith September 05, 2022 at 01:16 #736090
Quoting Yohan
receive an unsurprising answer. And that itself is suprising.


:lol: You're on the right track as far as I can tell. Please report anything that you might find intersting/suprising.
Yohan September 05, 2022 at 08:38 #736152
Quoting Agent Smith
Please report anything that you might find intersting/suprising.

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Agent Smith September 05, 2022 at 08:41 #736155
Reply to Yohan The punchline of this joke of a life we have as in the meaning of life or for our muslim brethren, al-Haqq (the truth)?
Yohan September 05, 2022 at 09:07 #736162
Reply to Agent Smith
don't know.
Agent Smith September 05, 2022 at 09:51 #736170
Quoting Yohan
don't know.


I'm in good company then; I hope you feel the same way!
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 10:30 #736586
Quoting Agent Smith
I'm in good company then; I hope you feel the same way!

We can hope but probably never know!
Agent Smith September 06, 2022 at 10:48 #736589
Quoting Yohan
We can hope but probably never know!


Love it, hate it, sic vita est, si señor?
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 11:04 #736595
Quoting Agent Smith
Love it, hate it, sic vita est, si señor?

Such life on social media!
Agent Smith September 06, 2022 at 11:05 #736596
Quoting Yohan
Such life on social media!


So it seems mon ami!
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 11:10 #736597
Reply to Agent Smith
Nothing is what it seems.
Appearances are deceptive.
Truth is stranger than fiction!
Expect the unexpected.
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 11:17 #736599
Quoting Nils Loc
Why did the philosopher cross the road?

Because it was the most reasonable thing to do?

Because he thought it was reasonable.
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 11:26 #736601
Quoting Nils Loc
How do supposed rational beings, wise from practice in some cognitive gymnasium, stay cool under pressure?

Through either
-Metaphysics - Understanding that the things that are an apparent source of stress may not having any ultimate (ontological?) reality. (“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, most of which never happened” -Samuel Clemens.)
or
-Pragmatism
Reminding oneself that worrying and panicking doesn't help the situation. Instead of asking "What could go wrong" ask "What is the best thing I can realistically do?"


Agent Smith September 06, 2022 at 12:11 #736620
Reply to Yohan Good advice! I'll keep that in mind for as long as possible. I'm in two minds about this but here goes anyway - [s]reject[/s] accept Maya, don't we all enjoy magic? However, a big however, Maya bites deep & hard. Expect some cuts & bruises and even an early appointment with the Grim Reaper.
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 12:20 #736623
Quoting Agent Smith
reject accept Maya, don't we all enjoy magic? However, a big however, Maya bites deep & hard. Expect some cuts & bruises and even an early appointment with the Grim Reaper.

I can feel the bitter medicine sting my tongue.
Enjoy the show. But expect the bill! Did you think admission was free? Your turn to perform is coming!

wikipedia:Negative visualization or futurorum malorum præmeditatio is a method of meditative praxis or ask?sis by visualization of the worst-case scenario. The method originated with the Cyreanic philosophers and was later adopted by Stoic philosophers.
Agent Smith September 06, 2022 at 12:29 #736627
wikipedia:futurorum malorum præmeditatio


This will be of great use to me mon ami!

Quoting Yohan
I can feel the bitter medicine sting my tongue.
Enjoy the show. But expect the bill! Did you think admission was free? Your turn to perform is coming!


You're my AWACS; muchas gracias señor! I pray to The Almighty that my performance meets everyone's expectations, but don't count on it, ok?
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 12:34 #736631
Quoting Agent Smith
I pray to The Almighty that my performance meets everyone's expectations, but don't count on it, ok?

Break a leg! :lol: (reverse psychology???)
Agent Smith September 06, 2022 at 13:59 #736647
Quoting Yohan
Break a leg! :lol: (reverse psychology???)


:lol: I'll need to look that up! See you around Yohan.
Yohan September 06, 2022 at 14:40 #736660
Quoting Agent Smith
You're my AWACS

You are my ASAC :ok: (Heard the term on Breaking Bad, and I thought it might fit. You being an Agent and all) See you around, Agent :cool:
Agent Smith September 06, 2022 at 14:41 #736662
Quoting Yohan
You are my ASAC :ok: (Heard the term on Breaking Bad, and I thought it might fit. You being an Agent and all) See you around, Agent :cool:


:up: