How I met your mother - By Olivier5

Caldwell December 11, 2022 at 03:00 1400 views 36 comments
It was snowing a lot that night. I was walking towards the airport shuttle, leaving the country. She appeared there, like some Virgin Mary dancing in the lights. I had stumbled onto the bus; she was dancing inside.

There was nobody else except the driver. I took a seat. We remained parked for a long time – all along I could hear her steps tapping in the aisle behind me.

I asked the driver why we weren't moving. He didn’t answer. I shook his shoulder. He dropped onto the floor!

She came next to me, then kneeled on him. He was still breathing. She said the nearest health facility was at the airport. She was working there in some shop and knew the place.

So I drove the damn bus all the way to the airport, battling against the gears and blizzard... I wanted to look good, you know? They saved him in the end. But I never took that flight. Local journalists were soon all over us -- "Airport Angel and the Bus Samaritan"... Your mother was doing all the talking; you know her.

She was an angel... My angel, for so many years.

Comments (36)

BC December 11, 2022 at 04:54 #762793
Squishy, gooey sentimentality is avoided. The narrator sounds right,
Vera Mont December 11, 2022 at 13:36 #762872
I have only one problem with this story. If I assume it's a typing error, I'll have none at all.
Quoting Caldwell
She came next to me, then kneeled on him. He was still breathing.

If she kneeled by or beside him, I'm happy.
Olivier5 December 11, 2022 at 14:22 #762881
Reply to Vera Mont Quoting Vera Mont
If she kneeled by or beside him, I'm happy.


Correct.
Hanover December 11, 2022 at 17:44 #762910
I'm not sure I'd have driven the bus, but I'd have seen if the radio in the bus worked or looked for immediate help nearby.

I mean it's a very cool story if true, but felt like maybe some bad judgment, especially if it were motivated by him trying to impress her as opposed to doing what was best for the dying guy.



Caldwell December 11, 2022 at 18:15 #762919
Quoting Hanover
I mean it's a very cool story if true, but felt like maybe some bad judgment, especially if it were motivated by him trying to impress her as opposed to

To me that's what makes it a story. Our hero had some important business to do -- leaving the country. Surely this is about his life. But he changed his priority when the bus driver needed help -- which also changed his life forever.

The motive of the hero somewhat gives it a bit more excitement. Another story used this element -- Escape in Autumn. The anti-hero actually found solace in being eaten by the hell pig in exchange for escaping from his pursuers.
Nils Loc December 12, 2022 at 03:08 #763033
Now we just need the version of the story from the bus driver.

"The nurses said it was a diabetic coma. What do expect when insulin $200 a vial? I saw the brilliant white light and this beautiful woman dancing in it, a Virgin Mary. She handed me a red drink with a celery stick in it and said, "Here's your Virgin Mary, honey."

When I awoke in my hospital bed I was very bummed. Life is too expensive and I don't know how I'm going to afford any of it while driving an airport shuttle. "
Shawn December 12, 2022 at 04:15 #763041
Quoting Caldwell
The anti-hero actually found solace in being eaten by the hell pig in exchange for escaping from his pursuers.


Hell pig?

A pig is a humble animal.
Vera Mont December 12, 2022 at 05:05 #763045
Quoting Shawn
A pig is a humble animal

The one that bit me was borderline arrogant.

Amity December 12, 2022 at 17:30 #763167
How I met your mother

Quoting Caldwell
She came next to me, then kneeled on him. He was still breathing. She said the nearest health facility was at the airport. She was working there in some shop and knew the place.

So I drove the damn bus all the way to the airport, battling against the gears and blizzard... I wanted to look good, you know? They saved him in the end. But I never took that flight. Local journalists were soon all over us -- "Airport Angel and the Bus Samaritan"... Your mother was doing all the talking; you know her.

She was an angel... My angel, for so many years.


My take:
They were made for each other. Nutters driving and dancing.
I think the mother is a murdering psychopath - failed in her second attempt to kill by suffocation.

Reply to Vera Mont
Quoting Olivier5
?Vera Mont
If she kneeled by or beside him, I'm happy.
— Vera Mont
Correct.


Positional asphyxia: so kneeling on is right.
He was an idiot. For so many years. We don't know why he was 'leaving the country'.
A permanent escape from a set of unfortunate circumstances?

God help the child...

***
OK story. Atmospheric. Creepy tap-tapping along the aisle in an empty bus :scream:
Thanks, author :up:


Benj96 December 14, 2022 at 18:00 #763884
Quoting Caldwell
Your mother was doing all the talking; you know her.


This line is curious. The author insists we all know this "dancing queen" that informed the good samaritan of how best to help the dying bus driver.

They imply she is "our mother" - some resounding, caring principle that all people can identify as akin to the spirit of motherhood - protection, sensibility, care giver.

Perhaps it symbolises our innate good will towards others (samaritan).

The protagonist certainly took it "on board" in the bus. Driving or propagating something he's not used to against all odds to help another.

I think the "Angel" in this story is cooperation, the saviour within us all. The compulsion to help.
Amity December 14, 2022 at 18:14 #763886
Quoting Benj96
Your mother was doing all the talking; you know her.
— Caldwell

This line is curious. The author insists we all know this "dancing queen" that informed the good samaritan of how best to help the dying bus driver.


He's talking to his child/children relating how he met her. See title.
Amity December 14, 2022 at 18:20 #763888
Quoting Benj96
The protagonist certainly took it "on board" in the bus. Driving or propagating something he's not used to against all odds to help another.


For what reason?

So I drove the damn bus all the way to the airport, battling against the gears and blizzard... I wanted to look good, you know?


Not to be good.
For appearances.

Quoting Hanover
felt like maybe some bad judgment, especially if it were motivated by him trying to impress her as opposed to doing what was best for the dying guy.


Exactly.
Amity December 14, 2022 at 18:23 #763889
Quoting Benj96
I think the "Angel" in this story is cooperation, the saviour within us all. The compulsion to help.


I think the 'Angel' in this story is the Angel of Death.
Am I the only jaundiced reader, here? :chin:
Olivier5 December 14, 2022 at 18:43 #763898
Quoting Amity
I think the 'Angel' in this story is the Angel of Death.


Maybe these micro-stories, leaving by force much to the readers' imagination, function as the Rohrbach test? :-)

I think it's a Christmas story that doesn't say its name. It starts with the customary snow, then the lone, wandering individual, soon visited by a vision of the Virgin Mary...
Amity December 14, 2022 at 18:47 #763901
Reply to Olivier5
Yeah. I am beginning to think I'm revealing too much of my dark side.
Time to :zip: :grin:

Olivier5 December 14, 2022 at 18:58 #763907
Quoting Amity
Time to :zip: :grin:


Please no! It's fascinating...
Amity December 14, 2022 at 18:59 #763908
Reply to Olivier5

Quoting Olivier5
It's fascinating...

Yeah, so is Voyeurism. I imagine :joke:
How you say 'peeping tom' en français?...
Benj96 December 14, 2022 at 19:03 #763910
Quoting Amity
I think the 'Angel' in this story is the Angel of Death.


To be fair this had crossed my mind too. For reasons of unpalatability (personal bias) I chose to elect a more optimistic viewpoint. But I can't help but recognise the fact that others have pointed out the angel of death angle and I can't pretend I didn't consider it. Therefore, perhaps it is the case.
Amity December 14, 2022 at 19:04 #763912
Quoting Benj96
But I can't help but recognise the fact that others have pointed out the angel of death angle and I can't pretend I didn't consider it.


Who? Where?

Quoting Benj96
For reasons of unpalatability (personal bias) I chose to elect a more optimistic viewpoint


You wanted to look good :wink:

Benj96 December 14, 2022 at 19:06 #763914
Reply to Amity Haha I did. Admittedly so. It seems to be a natural tendency of humanity to "keep up appearances".
Amity December 14, 2022 at 19:09 #763915
Quoting Benj96
a natural tendency of humanity


You saying I'm not human :gasp:
But you're right. We put on our masks to suit.
Talking of which...what's with your profile pic?
Benj96 December 14, 2022 at 19:14 #763917
Quoting Amity
Talking of which...what's with your profile pic?


What do you mean?
Amity December 14, 2022 at 19:18 #763918
Reply to Benj96
What do you think I mean?
Is that you wearing a mask and hospital gown...
Benj96 December 14, 2022 at 19:26 #763920
Reply to Amity I was in hospital during covid haha :P
Outlander December 14, 2022 at 19:31 #763922
Clever and "random without being random", colorful I suppose. A touch of surrealism without making the story into something the reader instinctively doubts would ever happen. Not a bad little story for only 200 words.
Amity December 14, 2022 at 19:31 #763923
Reply to Benj96
Sorry, author, if we're taking a side-track but that's where some questions lead.
I promise no more personal chit-chat from me after this:

Quoting Benj96
I was in hospital during covid haha


Wow. It must have been very bad to be hospitalised. Hope you have recovered well.
Take care :sparkle:
Benj96 December 14, 2022 at 19:35 #763925
Reply to Amity haha well it was covid unrelated. No worries for the curiosity. I didn't have any lasting impact.

Quoting Amity
Sorry, author


Oh I'm not the author of this one haha. You'll have to guess again. Nice try though.
Amity December 14, 2022 at 19:37 #763927
Reply to Benj96 OK :pray:
Amity December 14, 2022 at 19:39 #763930
Reply to Benj96 I was talking to whoever the author was/is. Not guessing that it was you/
Stopping now. G'night.
Benj96 December 14, 2022 at 19:44 #763932
Reply to Amity sleep well
Olivier5 December 16, 2022 at 07:45 #764326
Of the two I wrote, this was my 'real' entry, given that the other one (Ukraine Crisis) was written very quickly as a joke, taking up @Amity's dare.

I started to write this story while waiting in an airport shuttle... I wanted to write a Christmas tale, because it's in season. However, I then thought that TPFers would tend to balk at anything explicitly religious, sentimental, or even optimistic. Note how many of the entries are about violence.

So it had to be a stealth Christmas carol, in order to reach the heart of even the most cynical philosopher out here.

For that I needed 1) a snowy night, 2) a lone, wandering soul, 3) an ordeal, a test of the character's good will leading to some sort of redemption, 4) a little miracle but a lay one: one easily explained (hence the Virgin Mary vision), and of course 5) love, the greatest miracle.

The "how I met your mother" ploy saved a lot of words. It framed the story as a life story, about a man meeting a woman and falling in love. Very economical, for a micro fiction.

I am immensely grateful for the comments, particularly to @Vera Mont for spotting the poor word choice in 'she kneeled on him', to @Amity for her alternative and hilarious interpretation (perfectly valid I suppose), and to @Nils Loc for giving us the bus driver's version (:-)). Thank you also to those who wrote a kind word. Happy you liked it!

@Caldwell, you're my hero.
Amity December 16, 2022 at 10:29 #764344
Fascinating to hear the story behind the story.

Quoting Olivier5
.. it had to be a stealth Christmas carol, in order to reach the heart of even the most cynical philosopher out here.


Clever. I blame my cynicism on my hefty (since November!) consumption of Christmas cookies à la slushy American Santa tales. Film escapism from doom'n'gloom and then I come here...

Quoting Olivier5
I am immensely grateful for the comments, particularly to Vera Mont for spotting the poor word choice in 'she kneeled on him', to @Amity for her alternative and hilarious interpretation (perfectly valid I suppose),


Ah well, you are forgiven the interesting prepositional error, being un homme français :cool:
It was the inspiration behind my alternate, creepy version. Positional asphyxia!

Also, @Nils Loc's imaginative perspective :up:

Thoroughly enjoyed the thrilling, slay ride in the snow :wink: :sparkle:



Olivier5 December 16, 2022 at 11:33 #764369
Quoting Amity
I blame my cynicism on my hefty (since November!) consumption of Christmas cookies à la slushy American Santa tales.


I was aiming at a non-slushy one... :-)
Amity December 16, 2022 at 11:43 #764375
Reply to Olivier5
Yeah. But it was all the goody-goody Angel and Samaritan bits that got me going :wink:

Olivier5 December 16, 2022 at 12:19 #764387
Reply to Amity I understand, so in effect the story failed; it was still too close to a Christmas tale. It was too obvious at the seams.
Amity December 16, 2022 at 13:16 #764410
Quoting Olivier5
I understand, so in effect the story failed; it was still too close to a Christmas tale. It was too obvious at the seams.


Yeah, massively BIG FAIL...Not!
It was seamless and a warm tale of love. I enjoyed your explanation of the elements:

Quoting Olivier5
For that I needed 1) a snowy night, 2) a lone, wandering soul, 3) an ordeal, a test of the character's good will leading to some sort of redemption, 4) a little miracle but a lay one: one easily explained (hence the Virgin Mary vision), and of course 5) love, the greatest miracle.

The "how I met your mother" ploy saved a lot of words. It framed the story as a life story, about a man meeting a woman and falling in love. Very economical, for a micro fiction.


Clever ploy. I think @Caldwell should change the rules to include words in the title :wink:

Seriously though, I pay particular attention to titles for a hint as to contents. Also, look for continuity of the theme, where I can. The fact that I go way overboard in interpretation looking for things that aren't there...well...that's down to me. I think I've learned my lesson but it's fun anyway.

I reckon I was tired and more curmudgeonly than usual when I read your story and @Benkei's 'Astronaut'. Both should have raised my spirits. I guess that's why some stories work only at certain times.
If low, then all can seem dark...even the laughter of others...not a good place to be!
Thankfully, I'm not there long.

'Short Story 4 - MicroFiction' organised with such a generous spirit by @Caldwell did so much to brighten and lighten these cold, dark days. As did all the authors and engagement.
Thanks again :clap: :sparkle: