Nightmare in D Minor - By hypericin

Caldwell December 26, 2022 at 19:01 1600 views 43 comments
I awoke seated behind a grand piano, surrounded by tuxedoed musicians and their instruments. Beyond, an ocean of expectant faces, extending to dimness.

A cacophony: the musicians were warming up.

Was I supposed to? I essayed a note:

Plooooooooong.

An Einsteinian man entered, to thunderous applause. The conductor turned to us, raised his baton. Expectant silence. Then:

DUN-DUN! DUN-DUN!

And with that, the attention of thousands fixed palpably upon me.

Milliseconds crawled. The conductor stared into my soul, expressing growing displeasure by the finest increments.

Then... Revelation!

Yes! I can do this, I always could! Relief flooded through me. I played:

Cleraaaang!

A shocking discordance! The conductor's face blanched. Dreadful silence. Then, an over-cultured, female "Good heavens!" from the audience.

Desperate, feigning maverick boldness, I plunged into the dark waters of experimental music:

Clerooong! Goodolering! Plink, plink plink...

The conductor collapsed, ashen faced, his survival suddenly in doubt.

A great harp toppled over with a resounding crash, along with its player.

Clong! Burrlang!

I heard an uncouth moaning sound. It was me.

KLAAAAARP! KLAAAAARP! Someone pulled the fire alarm. Screams from the audience. People teemed, arms flailing.

It was an "interesting" beginning to my new life.

Comments (43)

Nils Loc December 26, 2022 at 19:23 #766672
Onomatopoeia is often fun(ny) and so makes the story more enjoyable. But from what time and place did the piano player come from? Is this some quantum leap roleplay exchange? Too bad for the imaginary audience who came to listen to a harmony and got cacophony. Some lady was clutching her pearls I'm sure. But it's all good for the real audience, supposing we are the real audience.

Kaplunk clerang tingaling
0 thru 9 December 27, 2022 at 16:13 #766847
Love it! :sparkle: It’s an enjoyable hot mess, like one of those dreams where you can’t find a bathroom, and you really gotta go! And you’re late for class, and there’s a huge test you didn’t study for. Glad it’s just a dream... or is it? :chin:
Jamal December 27, 2022 at 16:34 #766850
I like this one. It's compelling and fun, and that takes skill. To me it's like a dream, but the last line suggests that the narrator has actually woken up in the body of a concert pianist and will have to live out their life like that.

The only change I'd be tempted to make is to take "interesting" out of the quotation marks in the last line, or ditch the humorous understatement and use "disastrous" or "dramatic" or similar (again, not in quotation marks).
Vera Mont December 27, 2022 at 16:49 #766855
Quoting Nils Loc
Is this some quantum leap roleplay exchange?


That was my guess, or an unprepared transmigration, or like that movie where people borrow each other's bodies. I really liked the sound effects and the dreamlike situation. To whom has something like this not happened on a night when the room was too hot?
Amity December 27, 2022 at 18:20 #766881
Nightmare in D Minor

The title says it all. Or does it? The key of D Minor is usually thought of as reflecting sadness and contrasted to the gladness of the major key of C or G. But is this the case for everyone?
Who is having the nightmare and why? We can speculate.

It could be the anxiety dream of a pianist before premiering a new discordant piece to a traditional classical 'cultured' audience. Or just a young child before a school concert.

Warming up but separate from the other musicians in the orchestra, he plays a note.

Quoting Caldwell
Plooooooooong.


Now, how cool is that? How do you hear that string of letters forming a word?
Extended, low and deep?

Followed by the next sound eagerly anticipated by the paying listeners.

The loud and dramatic:
Quoting Caldwell
DUN-DUN! DUN-DUN!


Enough to wake the dead. He feels the fix of 1,000's of such eyes on him. A strong malignant force.

Quoting Caldwell
Milliseconds crawled. The conductor stared into my soul, expressing growing displeasure by the finest increments.


Lasting for eternity. The pianist's soul pierced. It seems to wake him up to a new awareness and confidence. Stuff the conductor, he'd play for himself...

Quoting Caldwell
Then... Revelation!
Yes! I can do this, I always could! Relief flooded through me. I played:
Cleraaaang!


Cleraaaang! :lol:
Just for fun copy and paste into Google Translate then hit the 'listen' symbol.
Use the drop-down menu for all languages.
Chinese is a simple p??It doesn't quite cut it.

A useful insight into the difficulties of describing a musical sound in any language.
And how ears can be differently attuned; culturally and emotionally.
Beautifully exemplified:
Quoting Caldwell
A shocking discordance! The conductor's face blanched. Dreadful silence. Then, an over-cultured, female "Good heavens!" from the audience.


The nightmare continues but with the humour we hear in the musical phrasing. Brilliant plinking.

Quoting Caldwell
Desperate, feigning maverick boldness, I plunged into the dark waters of experimental music:

Clerooong! Goodolering! Plink, plink plink...


The classical conductor and the angelic harpist get their comeuppance; we see and hear it:

Quoting Caldwell
The conductor collapsed, ashen faced, his survival suddenly in doubt.
A great harp toppled over with a resounding crash, along with its player.
Clong! Burrlang!


More sounds. Not musical but understandable with meaning:

Quoting Caldwell
I heard an uncouth moaning sound. It was me.

KLAAAAARP! KLAAAAARP! Someone pulled the fire alarm. Screams from the audience. People teemed, arms flailing.


A long, low sound of the pianist in the dream or on wakening from it. That in-between groggy state.
The KLAAAAARP of the fire alarm - his bedside clock clanging time to get up.

Quoting Caldwell
It was an "interesting" beginning to my new life.


I like it. Early morning meditations. A new chapter awaits...challenging but he's ready for it.

***

It took me a while to even want to read this cacophony of words and sensations.
My eyes and ears accosted by this uncompromising dissonant piece.
So, a few run-throughs before accustomising to the new, perhaps genius work?!
No more "Good Heavens!" :cool:
It's very clever indeed :clap:





Jack Cummins December 27, 2022 at 18:39 #766885
I imagine this as an adolescent dream of a potential musician. Often, it is hard for dreams to work in fiction unless they are unusual and this one is. If it were the start of something longer I would continue because it was an enjoyable read. As it is, it works because it gives scope for wondering and imagining its narrator.
Caldwell December 28, 2022 at 01:58 #766998
Quoting Jamal
To me it's like a dream, but the last line suggests that the narrator has actually woken up in the body of a concert pianist and will have to live out their life like that.

Yes, that sounds correct. But I'm puzzled by this line ..
Yes! I can do this, I always could! Relief flooded through me. I played:



Jamal December 28, 2022 at 02:55 #767031
Reply to Caldwell I guess the "always" could mean ever since the moment of awakening at the start of the story; or it could mean that (they believe) they've always had the ability, all the way through however many lives; or it could just be humorous overconfidence.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 08:09 #767074
Quoting Jamal
I guess the "always" could mean ever since the moment of awakening at the start of the story;


I think the awakening at the start of the story is part of the anxiety dream.
It's a lucid dream; an awareness of self within a dream.
Experiencing the emotions e.g. of relief as in:

Quoting Caldwell
Then... Revelation!
Yes! I can do this, I always could! Relief flooded through me. I played:



Benkei December 28, 2022 at 09:25 #767100
I like the idea but at the same time I'm not connecting the sounds to a grand piano and as an avid piano player I do manage to get all sorts of sounds out of it. Could be a pronunciation thing on my side so I've held back on voting as it might unfairly lower the overall score if it is me.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 09:56 #767105
Quoting Benkei
I like the idea but at the same time I'm not connecting the sounds to a grand piano and as an avid piano player I do manage to get all sorts of sounds out of it.


So, the sounds you hear in the story are nightmarish. Not reality. Yes? :chin:
Amity December 28, 2022 at 10:14 #767106
How to play DUN DUN DUNN! Suspense sound effect.

Amity December 28, 2022 at 10:22 #767107
Portland Youth Philharmonic performs Leroy Anderson, Plink, Plank, Plunk. Performed at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall in Portland, Oregon on December 26, 2013. David Hattner Conductor and Musical Director.



Quoting Benkei
I'm not connecting the sounds to a grand piano and as an avid piano player I do manage to get all sorts of sounds out of it.


No grand piano doing a Plink, plink, plink but pretty sure you could plinking well do it! :100:
Amity December 28, 2022 at 10:31 #767108
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Benkei December 28, 2022 at 10:44 #767109
Reply to Amity High notes do go "plink". There's just never a "k" sound. The attack of a piano note is too slow to merit a "k" (or "c" in the story) even if I play really loudly. It's more like "d" or "b", it evolves slightly sharpest before opening up to the actual sinus. Braaang! Maybe.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 10:52 #767111
Quoting Benkei
High notes do go "plink". There's just never a "k" sound


...but most humans understand the sound of a light 'plink' better than 'plind' which is flat and dull. It's like the difference between 'wink' and 'wind'...
Braaang! :lol:

Don't tell me, you're the author :gasp:
Jamal December 28, 2022 at 11:10 #767112
The sound words in the story are great. Very funny.

Anyway, the sounds that can be made with a grand piano are much more varied and weird than traditionally explored in pre-1950s straight music or in popular music. See (hear) e.g., Terry Riley, John Cage.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 11:54 #767115
Quoting Jamal
The sound words in the story are great. Very funny.

Agree :up: I like the progression from the recognisable heavy and bolded DUN-DUN! DUN-DUN! through the angsty cacophony to the light italicised Plink, plink plink...

The relief after the tension of the nightmare.

Quoting Jamal
See (hear) e.g., Terry Riley, John Cage.

Thank you so much for this. Listening now to:

Terry Riley - 'The Dream' for justly tuned piano - Live in Rome 1999

Now, can someone explain to me what is meant by 'justly tuned', thanks :sparkle:
Jamal December 28, 2022 at 12:15 #767119
Reply to Amity Just intonation is a tuning system that's different from the standard "equal temperament" of Western classical and popular music. It adheres to natural acoustical harmonics and it's popular in folk and non-western musics. If you Google it, be aware that the rabbit hole is a labyrinthine warren with no end.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 12:18 #767122
Quoting Jamal
If you Google it, be aware that the rabbit hole is a labyrinthine warren.


I did google it. That's why I was asking for help. Thanks for keeping it crisp and clear :up:
Jamal December 28, 2022 at 12:19 #767124
Reply to Amity Wikipedia's entry probably isn't the best introduction. Probably some good YouTube videos about it.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 12:22 #767126
Reply to Jamal Probably. I was wondering what made the difference to the sound in this amazing piece. What would it sound like if it wasn't 'justly tuned'?

You know Jamal, you are forgiven everything for this introduction.
I'm 10 minutes from the end and I could listen forever...
Jamal December 28, 2022 at 12:25 #767127
Reply to Amity I'm a good boy despite everything.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 12:42 #767128
Quoting Jamal
I'm a good boy despite everything.

Yes you are :kiss:
I am tempted to write Every Good Boy Deserves F... but that would spoil the moment.

I can't describe how I feel after listening to Riley's 'The Dream'.
Dazed and amazed will have to do...captivating...
Can't thank you enough :heart: :flower:
BC December 28, 2022 at 17:50 #767180
Reply to Amity Anderson's pitiless portion of pizzicato.
Amity December 28, 2022 at 18:22 #767187
Quoting Bitter Crank
Anderson's pitiless portion of pizzicato.


You know it well?
It's the first time for me and I adore it.
Makes me wanna go pick up a pizza :fire:
BC December 28, 2022 at 22:03 #767222
Reply to Amity Leroy Anderson (1908-1975) described by John Williams as one of the great American composers of light orchestral music. Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops Orchestra premiered many of his pieces. He has very broad appeal. He was a second generation American Swede.

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Quoting Amity
You know it well?


I've heard a lot of Leroy Anderson. He produced, I don't know, around 250 (+/-) compositions some more famous than others.

Syncopated Clock
Sleigh Ride
Bugler's Holiday
A Christmas Festival
The Waltzing Cat
Blue Tango
Belle of the Ball
Trumpeter's Lullaby
The Typewriter

A version of Syncopated Clock was the theme song for a long running radio show back in the '50s, sponsored by North Western National Bank (later Norwest, now Wells Fargo). "Light classical" was popular on adult A.M. radio back in the 50s. This bugle piece was played pretty often.



Amity December 28, 2022 at 22:19 #767228
Reply to Bitter Crank
Thank you for all of this.
Utterly amazing what lips, lungs, tongues and love of music can do.
Will listen more tomorrow. It's been a busy day. Totally wow'd :cool:
Tobias December 28, 2022 at 23:10 #767239
Pizza... Pizzicato.... pricked it means... as if by an insect. That brought back memories of a dance and musical style I saw being played in the south of Italy. A time of excitement, seduction and fun. Somehow it fits this story and your discussion, though also wildly different. I never had the patience for piano music, but cacophonic possessions of any kind have always intrigued me...

As a counter point to your pizzicato, here is the folk music that is pizzica...

Vera Mont December 29, 2022 at 00:43 #767267
Quoting Caldwell
Yes, that sounds correct. But I'm puzzled by this line ..

Yes! I can do this, I always could! Relief flooded through me. I played:


Only, he can't. The notion that he could comes from assuming the alternate identity; he thinks the motor memory is all the musical knowledge he needs. But he's wrong; he doesn't have a conscious memory of the piece he's expected to play.
Caldwell December 29, 2022 at 02:34 #767286
Quoting Vera Mont
Only, he can't. The notion that he could comes from assuming the alternate identity; he thinks the motor memory is all the musical knowledge he needs. But he's wrong; he doesn't have a conscious memory of the piece he's expected to play.

Yes, good point. I was confused by that line because he had an *awareness* that he did not belong there, let alone play the piano.

[quote="Benkei;767100]I like the idea but at the same time I'm not connecting the sounds to a grand piano and as an avid piano player I do manage to get all sorts of sounds out of it.[/quote]
I've forgotten -- I did see your video when you were playing a piece. :cool:

Quoting Jamal
I guess the "always" could mean ever since the moment of awakening at the start of the story; or it could mean that (they believe) they've always had the ability, all the way through however many lives; or it could just be humorous overconfidence.

Yes, could be.




Jamal December 29, 2022 at 11:58 #767383
Quoting Amity
I was wondering what made the difference to the sound in this amazing piece. What would it sound like if it wasn't 'justly tuned'?


Recently I heard about a musician from a country in the Middle East or thereabouts—maybe it was Turkey, I can’t remember—who plays both in his local musical style and also travels to the US to play there. He said that each time he goes to the US, or returns home, the music everyone’s playing sounds out of tune for a couple of days before he gets used to it again.

So to many people the Riley piece will sound simply out of tune, at least to begin with. It’s a different sound world.
Amity December 29, 2022 at 12:16 #767387
Interesting story.

Quoting Jamal
[...] So to many people the Riley piece will sound simply out of tune, at least to begin with. It’s a different sound world


The Riley piece didn't seem out of tune to me at all. It is certainly different but wow...I listened to it again last night...no jarringness to it at all. It flowed beautifully...

'Justly tuned' doesn't mean 'out of tune' to my ears. It's something else. Dunno :chin:

Benkei December 30, 2022 at 16:18 #767727
Reply to Jamal Just intonation is also used in classical music, especially if older than Barok era music. I'm not sure (since I don't play that instrument) but I think string and brass instruments are often tuned with just intonation and with woodwind it depends on the instrument. Most clarinets have a just fifth.

Reply to Amity Terry Riley's piece is a justly tuned piano but that's done in a certain key and then he decided to play in a different key. A justly tuned instruments only sounds harmonious in the key it was tuned to. So if everything is tuned to C and everybody plays in C, it will sound great (better than well-tempered tuning). However, if it's tuned to C and you play in Bes, it's going to be discordant.
Jamal December 30, 2022 at 16:19 #767730
Reply to Benkei Good point. Composers like Riley made intentional use of the so-called wolf tones.
Amity December 30, 2022 at 16:54 #767739
Quoting Benkei
Terry Riley's piece is a justly tuned piano but that's done in a certain key and then he decided to play in a different key. A justly tuned instruments only sounds harmonious in the key it was tuned to. So if everything is tuned to C and everybody plays in C, it will sound great (better than well-tempered tuning). However, if it's tuned to C and you play in Bes, it's going to be discordant.


Thank you. I think I understand what you're saying about harmony. How Riley played in a different key to that of the 'justly tuned' piano. And that should not sound harmonious but discordant.
However, my point was that it didn't sound discordant to me. I don't know why that is... :chin:
My ears do not usually take kindly to any kind of jarring sound.

Reply to Jamal

Perhaps it was the use of 'the so-called wolf tones'. I've done the wiki. It has an example of a wolf tone on a cello. Could it be that my ears are more attuned to this music when my brain is on a low frequency.
I have no idea what I mean by that. Other than, perhaps a mood thing...

hypericin January 02, 2023 at 20:49 #768707
Quoting Nils Loc
But from what time and place did the piano player come from?

Nobody knows.

Quoting Jamal
The only change I'd be tempted to make is to take "interesting" out of the quotation marks


Yeah, I really wasn't sure about that.

Quoting 0 thru 9
Love it! :sparkle: It’s an enjoyable hot mess


Exactly what I was going for :up:

Quoting Jack Cummins
I imagine this as an adolescent dream of a potential musician.


I am an amateur musician with stage fright, and this is a real nightmare scenario for me.

Quoting Jamal
r it could just be humorous overconfidence


Something like that, I was going for confidence born of disorientation, in a desperate moment.

Quoting Vera Mont
he notion that he could comes from assuming the alternate identity; he thinks the motor memory is all the musical knowledge he needs. But he's wrong; he doesn't have a conscious memory of the piece he's expected to play.


This is a better explanation than I had conceived.

Quoting Benkei
like the idea but at the same time I'm not connecting the sounds to a grand piano and as an avid piano player I do manage to get all sorts of sounds out of it.


This is a good call out. I didn't really know how or frankly take the effort to translate the dissonant piano sounds in my head to letters, so I just winged it.
hypericin January 02, 2023 at 21:03 #768711
Quoting Amity
The key of D Minor is usually thought of as reflecting sadness and contrasted to the gladness of the major key of C or G. But is this the case for everyone?


I frankly don't have the musical knowledge to make this kind of association. The title was just a filing in of the cliched template:

x in key

I just wanted "nightmare" in the title to reinforce that this was a mere nightmare, only in the end to reveal that it was in fact a nightmarish beginning to a new life.

Quoting Amity
Warming up but separate


That is exactly what that tentative, lone note was meant to convey

Quoting Amity
Stuff the conductor, he'd play for himself...


In my mind, the pianist was terrified, desperate to somehow please the conductor, players, and audience. The seeming confidence was a mere mental hail mary in the face of immanent psychic collapse.

Quoting Amity
The KLAAAAARP of the fire alarm - his bedside clock clanging time to get up.


Haha, I like this interpretation, even though I was going for some sci-fi scenario (or perhaps the pianist was a stroke victim?)

Quoting Amity
So, a few run-throughs before accustomising to the new, perhaps genius work?!
No more "Good Heavens!" :cool:
It's very clever indeed :clap:


Very generous and flattering, thanks for your thoughtful comments as always!
Vera Mont January 02, 2023 at 21:08 #768712
Quoting hypericin
he notion that he could comes from assuming the alternate identity; he thinks the motor memory is all the musical knowledge he needs. But he's wrong; he doesn't have a conscious memory of the piece he's expected to play. — Vera Mont


This is a better explanation than I had conceived.


It comes from my own recurring dream of entering an unfamiliar classroom and having a test placed in front of me. After the dread of "But that was 60 years ago!!! How am I supposed to remember? ", there is usually a moment of calm, "But it seems I belong in this class. The knowledge will come back to me." Then I turn over the paper and I have not a clue.
hypericin January 02, 2023 at 21:18 #768717
Reply to Vera Mont I've had the same dream, many times. Usually there is a class that I somehow forgot about and never went to, and now there is an important test. Thankfully these faded away.
Vera Mont January 02, 2023 at 21:38 #768727
Apparently, high school is one of the most common anxiety dreams. They really did a number on us, didn't they! I practiced lucid dreaming for a while (not just for that one), so when I got to the last part, I would remind myself: "I'm old. I don't need to be here."
Jack Cummins January 02, 2023 at 21:48 #768736
Reply to hypericin
Yes, I can identify with your stage fright as I don't think that I could perform on stage, even though my mother used to act on stage. I don't know how all the rock stars manage to get up and perform before crowds. It made me nervous enough when I was in creative writing activities and had to read out my work. However, when I got used to it I did find that reading one's work was in important way of showing personal voice through performance. I would imagine the same applies to music although unfortunately the only instrument I play is my CD player. I hope that you still get outlets to express your musical side.
180 Proof January 04, 2023 at 09:58 #769369
@hypericin

'Not a "dream" but an actual psychotic break à la Syd Barrett.-' Weird fun. I really like it. :cool: